Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Cooking Stuff.

Hello there!

How's it going?

Today I'm going to talk about.... Cooking Stuff!

You might be wondering "Why? Why do you want to talk about this boring stuff?"

Believe me, it's not.

I got this idea thanks to my grandmother. She asked me something about the lunch -yeah I don't listen to her sometimes.- then I started wondering about all the times I tried to cook something.

Yes, I tried.

Trust me when I tell you that
I'm a complete disaster.

Because I am.

Well, I'm not completely bad at cooking! I'm just clumsy when it comes to put the food in the oven. In fact, I need someone who puts it inside the oven for me. And that's because me and the oven are not meant to be together.
Seriously

I'm quite scared of it.
That's stupid I know. But I want to know if you would risk to get burnt. Because every single time I try to put something in it .. 

I USUALLY GET BURNT.


Do you even know how it hurts? It's one of the most horrible things, getting burnt.
It all has begun when I was one.

YUP

Seriously  I was one when I got burnt for the first time. Yes, I've always been so stupid.I've put my hands almost in the oven and.. yeah I got burnt. Smart decision.
What an idiot.


Yes and mine is: I'm stupid.

After that time I got burnt other million times. I just can't touch anything which is connected to the fire. I would probably get burnt.

And as I told you, bad luck find me pretty amazing. In fact even if I'm careful.. I get burnt.

          OH COME ON! CAN YOU GIVE ME A BREAK? 
Seriously, I'm starting thinking that this is my destiny. I mean, getting burnt.


Whatever, I use to make cakes and cookies sometimes but as I told you before I ask my grandmother to put them in the oven.

Getting burnt  it's not written in my to-do list.

I like cooking by the way. It's just I'm afraid of getting burnt , BECAUSE IT HURTS!
I know I'll have to overcome this little fear but..
I JUST CANT TOUCH THAT HORRIBLE MONSTER -oven- I HATE IT! 

I'm serious. I got burnt every time with the same oven. Does it hate me? Probably.

But it doesn't matter -does it?- because I like cooking and I'll do it even if it means getting burnt all the time. Maybe not

                                



Okay, that's it.

Question of the day: Have you ever got burnt? How?


Have to go now!
See you tomorrow.

Claudia

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